hopefully it will not come to this... →
Single and ready to mingle in Taiwan? Then meet your new matchmaker: your government. With a 2009 birth rate falling below half the replacement rate, the island’s conspicuous lack of baby-making threatens to devastate the economy — and officials have recently gotten creative about the problem-solving. They have previously launched an advertising campaign to entice...
american girls and british boys meeting over... →
…might end disastrously if they get a couple pints in me. the fake accent miiigghhttt come out. eesh. count down to vacation is ON!
at a sporting goods store in boston
me: do you guys have any of those "beat LA" tshirts that don't say "again"?
store guy: no....where were you 2 years ago?